♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out down below ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma
♪ Donkey Kong ♪
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong
♪ Ooh ♪ Ah ♪ Ooh-ah, Donkey Kong ♪ Hey-oh
♪ Look out down below ♪ Here he comes
♪ Banana slamma ♪ Kongo Bongo"s hero ♪
♪ Hey-oh ♪ Donkey Kong, let"s go ♪
♪ Let"s go ♪
♪ Here he comes ♪ Banana slamma
[Sighing]
I got a bad case of the
uglies today, little buddy.
DK, you look swell to me,
like a million bananas.
I do?
You don"t think that maybe I
could use a little trim?
Sharpen up the image?
Maybe a little off the back?
Not unless you"ve got a
weed whacker and a couple of hours.
Ah, Diddy!
I promised Candy we"d have a formal lunch.
I can"t show up looking like a
big, hairy ape.
But you are a big, hairy ape,
DK, so don"t worry about it.
Just be yourself.
You mean... BOTH: A big, hairy ape!
[Laughing]
Mmm... delectable.
She"s so fine.
Like it?
It"s banana bourguignon.
What?
Banana bourguignon!
What?!
Banana... ooh, never mind.
There"s room here if you like.
I was saying, it"s banana...
[Helicopter whirring]
Bluster, how"d he find us?
Oh, Candy... I guess lunch is over.
Well, well, isn"t this special?
A formal luncheon.
Aren"t you a little out of your
league, Donkey Kong?
Ignore him.
What do you want, Bluster?
I"ve been looking all over for you.
I"m the boss and the boss says
lunch is up.
Back to work!
Unless, you want to play hooky with me.
Two tickets, The Banana
Slammers, you and me, Candy.
Forget it.
Ugh, no thanks.
I"m finishing my lunch with DK.
Yes!
What do you see in this big, hairy ape?
Well, he"s, uh... well... Yes?
Well... he"s... he's a big,
hairy ape and you"re not.
Ouch.
[Helicopter whirring]
"" Cause he's a big, hairy ape
and you "re not."
If that"s what Candy wants,
that"s what she'll get.
Candy won"t be able to resist me now.
I"m hip.
I"m happening.
I"m the guy of her dreams.
Hey, Candy.
What do you say?
Huh?
[Yelling]
Yeah, baby.
Take a good look.
Bluster, what is that thing on your head?
It"s the banana flip.
The Banana Slammers have them.
All us hairy apes wear them.
So, will you go out with me now?
I wouldn"t go out with you,
even if that was your real hair.
Look, Bluster, I go out with the
future ruler of Kongo Bongo, Donkey Kong.
[Sighing]
Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong, big deal.
What makes him so special?
The Crystal Coconut.
♪ Here I go creeping
♪ Shh... don"t make a sound ♪
♪ Get the Crystal Coconut
♪ And Candy come around ♪ Donkey Kong
ain"t good enough ♪
♪ Anyone can see
♪ That the only ape for her
in Kongo Bongo is me ♪
♪ Look at Cranky sleeping,
hour after hour ♪
♪ When I get the coconut, I get the power ♪
♪ Everything I want and everything I need ♪
♪ Is lying right in front of me ♪
♪ To satisfy my greed [Snoring and banging]
[Muttering]
Shh... ♪ This is all too easy
♪ Feels like a dream
♪ Possessing all the power,
will make Donkey Kong scream ♪
No!
Yowza!
Bad dream, bad dream!
[Knocking]
Cranky, wake up!
BOTH: Cranky, wake up!
This better be good.
It"s good, Cranky, really good.
Well, it seems kind of dumb now.
You see, I had a really, really bad dream.
Someone stole the Crystal Coconut.
Yeah, that"s dumb all right,
because the coconut is under my
24 hour surveillance, right... oh my...
ALL: It"s gone.
Wow, cosmic.
My dream was for real.
It"s that pond gack, King K.
Rool and his lizards!
Hmm... CRANKY: What is it?
A little card.
Someone must have dropped it.
It"s a clue.
No, it"s just a little card.
Bluster Barrel Works; Bluster
Kong, President.
ALL: Bluster!
That backstabbing baboon!
He"s too dense to know the
danger he"s put us all in.
We"ve got to get the coconut back.
Hey, Candy.
From now on, I"m top banana, the
future ruler of Kongo Bongo.
Mm-hmm, sure, Bluster.
You don"t believe me?
Well, feast your eyes on this.
Nice fake.
No!
The coconut!
Ooh!
There it is!
There it is, DK!
I"ll get it.
Catch, DK.
I got it, little buddy!
That"s mine!
Candy, catch.
What?!
DIDDY: It"s in that barrel.
Barrel 007.
Oh no, not 007!
That barrel"s scheduled for transport.
DK: It"s on the rocket!
Stop!
Wait!
It"s too late, DK!
It"s gonna blow!
[Rocket firing]
Going, going, gone.
Hey, DK.
DK?
[Groaning]
[Coughing]
Don"t worry about me, little buddy.
I"m... [Coughing]
Fine.
Almost had it.
This is all Bluster"s fault.
That boneheaded baboon always
messes things up and makes us look bad.
Forget about him.
We got to get the Crystal Coconut back.
How it"s gone?
Bazoom!
Cranky always says, "what goes up"...
BOTH: "Has got to come down!"
[Hammering]
Beg your pardon, Your Majesty.
Back already?
Where is the coconut?
Oh well, our troops haven"t
yet seized it, but, um... But what?
I ordered you to get it, so get it.
I need it!
It is the perfect power source
for my new invention.
But, my spies tell me that
the Crystal Coconut is missing.
Missing?
Are you sure?
My spies are never wrong.
It was last spotted at 0100
hours and launched into orbit by
a rocket barrel.
Destination and mission unknown.
What are you waiting for?
Find out where it"s headed and
get there first!
The Crystal Coconut will power
my new barrel satellite.
Once in orbit, it will be the
ultimate spying machine.
So, move it!
Well, aye-aye, sir.
And don"t blow it, Klump!
So, what kind of a mission
was the barrel going on?
A secret one.
Come on, Bluster, tell us.
All of Kongo Bongo is in danger,
because of you stealing the coconut.
So, where is it?
Why should I tell you?
Because I"ll pound you if you don"t?
Oh sure, I help make you guys
look like heroes and I look like a jerk.
[Whistle blowing]
Well, you already do.
Break time.
Forget it, DK.
Let"s just go find it ourselves.
This is on your head, Bluster.
Oh, don"t be like that.
Fine, fine.
I"ll give you a little hint.
Try the beach.
DK: Great, lots of help.
The breach stretches for miles.
Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup.
Kritters, halt.
[Gasping]
Klump!
What do you want with me?
The Crystal Coconut.
I-I-I don"t have it.
I-I-I"ve never had it.
Never even seen it.
Fibber.
It exited the factory in barrel
007, then launched into orbit by
rocket barrel at 0100 hours.
What was its trajectory plan?
I"ll never tell.
Suit yourself.
Kritters!
[Weapons powering up]
[Chuckling nervously]
Then again, I could have a
little look at the dispatch log here.
Hmm... now, what barrel was that?
007!
Hand it over!
Hmm... "barrel 007, special
delivery to Funky"s Flats.
Care of Funky Kong, The Beach."
All right, soldiers, prepare to
hit the beach.
Company, forward march.
Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup...
We"ve combed the beach and no
sign of barrel 007.
What do we do now, DK?
There"s only one thing left
to do, drop in on Funky.
I"m hungry.
Yo wobbo Banana, yo!
Hey, dudes.
"Sup my friends?
Hang on.
I"m coming down.
[Crashing]
What you doing?
Working on my new invention.
Take a look.
The Couch Potato Cruiser.
Cool.
Got any bananas?
I"m starving.
How can you think of bananas
at a time like this, DK?
We got problems, big, big problems, Funky.
Sorry, bro.
My banana barrel got delivered
today, but the barrel was bare.
Bummer.
Hold on a second.
Your barrel?
Did you barrel have a number?
No, man.
Just two Os and a seven.
007?
Where is it?
I wasn"t going to get ripped
off, so I hauled it back.
Oh no!
Bluster"s got it again.
No, dude.
Bluster doesn"t have it.
What?
You said you... I was flying along,
everything was copasetic and I
thought I"d try a little barrel
roll and out rolled the barrel.
BOTH: It fell out?!
Chill out.
I know exactly where.
It was over the White Mountains.
Oh no!
The White Mountains?
That"s where Eddie the Mean Old
Yeti lives.
[Propeller buzzing]
Kick back, dudes.
DK AND DIDDY: Whoa!
Whoa!
[Yelling]
DIDDY: Phew... DK: Ooh, great.
Smooth, Funky.
Very smooth.
FUNKY: Yeah.
Radical ride, huh?
[Laughing]
Oh, that"s right, you bumbling baboons.
Lead me straight to the coconut.
Then, this hairy ape is going to
save the day.
Okay, this is the place.
The barrel"s over there somewhere.
Wait here, while we look for it.
No can do.
I"ve got to go and get my banana supply.
[Loud thumping]
What was that?
Yipes.
Eddie, the mean, old yeti!
I forgot about him.
[Thumping]
Listen!
There, what"s that?
It"s coming from that cave up there.
[Thumping]
Heavy stick, good grip.
For Eddie, too small.
Hey, friend.
You found our barrel, Mr... uh, Mr...
Eddie!
Eddie, as in the Mean Old Yeti?
Oh... [Chuckling nervously]
Uh, Mr. Meany... I mean,
Eddie, sir Yeti, that"s our barrel.
We"ll just take it and be on our way.
Okay?
No!
Eddie get bonked on head by raining barrel.
It mine.
You can keep the barrel.
We just need what"s inside.
It mine, all mine!
So, that"s Eddie the Yeti?
Uh-huh and he"s got the coconut.
Over there!
Hey, Eddie!
Come back!
♪
[Thumping]
♪ Say, Eddie, how about a deal? ♪
♪ Five for the barrel ♪ It"s a bargain ♪
♪ It"s a steal ♪
♪ Steal?
♪ No, but here"s the catch ♪
♪ Give us the barrel
and we"ll give you a match ♪
[Scratching]
♪ Matches give you fire
and fire gives you light ♪
♪ Will the barrel keep you warm
on a cold winter"s night? ♪
♪ Light?
♪ Right ♪ There"s more you can do ♪
♪ Like cook banana burgers
on the barbecue ♪
♪ Barbecue?
♪ And firecrackers too
♪ Can a barrel light the sky
like fireworks do? ♪
♪ So have we got a deal?
♪ Have we got a deal, Eddie?
♪ Eddie, have we got a deal?
♪ So, have we got a deal?
♪ Have we got a deal, Eddie?
♪ Eddie, have we got a deal?
♪ How do I get this thing to light? ♪
♪ Got move it, got to shake it,
got to scratch it just right ♪
Ooh, toasty buns.
[Chuckling]
Warm, bright, light.
Eddie say thank you.
No problem.
[Chuckling]
Now, how about giving us the barrel, huh?
Catch!
Ooh!
Hey, Eddie, why do they call
you the Mean Old Yeti?
I don"t know.
Yow!
[Yelling]
That"s why he's called the Mean Old Yeti.
We"re home free, little buddy!
Almost!
[Both yelling]
The coconut!
Don"t worry, chumps.
The coconut"s safe with me.
[Chuckling]
Hello down there.
Bluster?
Get us out of here, would you?
I don"t think so.
I"m going to take the coconut back.
I"ll be the hero and I'm going
to have lunch with the gorilla
of my dreams, Candy.
Halt!
Hand over the coconut.
Never.
Kritters, ready, aim... All right, take it.
Good.
I won"t have to say "fire."
[Guns firing]
What the... stop, you moronic,
robotic lizards!
Stop!
Stop?
Did he say "stop?"
I thought he said "fire."
When I said "fire," I didn"t mean fire.
[Guns firing]
Oh, I give up.
What"s the use?
Soon, King K. Rool will have his
Barrel Supersonic Satellite and
I"ll be nothing but a rest home reptile.
What"s going on up there?
I don"t know, but there's
Kritters and Klaptraps.
That means King K. Rool"s not far behind.
[Klaptraps buzzing]
You know what I hate about hair?
You eat a head full and half
an hour later, you"re hungry again.
My banana flip!
[Yelling]
The barrel?
More barrel rain down on Eddie!
Eddie, the barrel"s crucial
to the future of all of Kongo Bongo.
How can you take it?
Me Eddie the Mean Old Yeti!
[Growing]
This Eddie the Yeti guy"s
getting on my nerves.
Oh, dear.
What do I do now?
I promised His Majesty I"d bring
back the coconut.
My career"s almost over as it is.
I know, I"ll blame it on the Kritters.
How could you simple-minded
salamanders desert me in my finest hour?
[Muttering]
Oh, stop your whining.
You"re going to take the heat
and that"s that.
Forward march.
Gripe, two, three, four.
Sulk, two, three, four.
Mope, two, three, four.
Gripe, two, three, four.
DK: Which way do we go?
You go this way and I"ll go that way.
[Panting]
What"s that?
It"s coming from over there.
DK: It"s Eddie!
EDDIE: Run, train!
Train?
[Eddie yelling]
I"m Eddie the... [Fighting noises]
They"re coming back with the coconut.
There they go!
Well, Klump, my Supersonic
Satellite is done.
All it"s missing is the power source.
Where is the coconut?
Well, uh, sir, Your High and
Mightiness what I"m trying to
say is that the troops deserted
me and left me in a precarious
situation in the jaws of the
enemy, the legendary Eddie the
Mean Old Yeti!
KRITTERS: We got it!
We got it!
Oh, dear.
This is going to look really,
really bad on my resume.
BOTH: Hip, hup, hip, hup, what you got?
The coconut.
Ooh!
Klump, what"s this?
Well, as I was explaining,
the Crystal Coconut is inside the barrel.
At last, the power source,
the moment I"ve been waiting for.
Attach the barrel.
This satellite will, from this
day forth, serve as my eyes.
Those eyes will be cast on all
of Kongo Bongo and I will reign supreme!
KRITTERS: Hurray!
[Cheering]
Oh, no!
Oops!
DK: We"re in K. Rool's factory.
[Cheering]
Now, everyone to the desert.
[Giggling]
I"m going to launch the satellite.
What do we do now?
If K. Rool launches the coconut
into orbit, it"s the end of us.
No more bananas, no more
bananas and no more bananas.
Bananas, no more?
Here we go.
This is my finest hour.
♪
[Electronic beeping]
One minute to lift off!
Clear the area!
DIDDY: Stop the countdown!
What are those knuckle
dragging, numbskulls doing here?
Let the countdown continue and
someone get those hairy apes.
I"ll get the coconut.
You take on the critters.
All right, little buddy.
Banana slamma!
The Crystal Coconut!
I got it, DK!
Let"s split.
They"re making off with the coconut!
Who cares?
Let them go.
Crystal Coconut or not, my
satellite is going up.
Look at the counter.
[Beeping]
Yipes.
I had a backup power source.
I knew I couldn"t count on you.
[Beeping]
Liftoff.
[Crashing]
[Metal clattering]
What?
My satellite!
What happened?
It"s a very pretty effect.
I guess you"ll be needing my
services after all.
Sabotage.
It was sabotaged!
You... [Yelling]
Loathsome, double-crossing,
snivelling salamander!
You slimy...
Well, that"s a relief.
Back where it belongs.
You know, Cranky, maybe you"d
better find a safer place for the coconut.
Nah!
As long as I carry a big stick,
no one will mess with me.
[Crashing]
Unless it"s someone with an
even bigger stick.
EDDIE: Me Eddie!
[Fighting noises and yelling]
♪